Have a friend who has since aged from a party animal into a wheezing, sneezing old geezer? Here’s the rude and offensive card for them. Hand it to them on their birthday to gently remind them that their days of partying are long behind them and an 'all nighter' now holds a completely different meaning. For some extra oomph, present this card with a freshly snapped glow stick.

• Blank inside for your own personal message
• A6 size (105 x 148 mm)
• Premium Quality 350 GSM Card
• Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope
• Cellophane bag packed for protection
• Free First Class postage - whether you buy 1 card or 1000
• £3.00 per card or 5 cards for just £10.00