- Wedding / Engagement
Wedding / Engagement
Know a good friend who’s either newly engaged or getting married? You’d better send them your congratulations. Seriously, who would’ve known that another human would actually find them attractive? However, cheesy greeting cards with stock images of flowers and wedding rings won’t do justice to this momentous event.
If you don’t want the happy couple to toss your card in the trash too soon, get them a banter card. Go for a minimalist engagement card that carries your heartfelt congratu-fucking-lations, or choose a catty “You’re Meow-ied” card for newlyweds. We have choices for LGBTQ+ couples, too, because it’s possible to be both progressive and punny at the same time. These cards will especially be a hit if one or both of the lovebirds has a soft spot for cats.
Oh, and don’t forget to prepare a wedding toast, just in case. Be sure it’s as hilarious as your card.