Traditionally white and described as noble, unicorns are associated with purity in mythology. They’re said to lay their heads on virgins’ laps and discern the truth with ease. Plus, thanks to how they’re depicted in pop culture, unicorns are often seen with rainbows. Could such a pure and harmless creature fit onto a rude Cardshit greeting card?
Obviously, the answer is yes. You might say that Cardshit has gone soft, but the unicorns here aren’t the most innocent in the world. With our “You give me the unihorn” cards, you can let your loved one know your innermost feelings, especially between your legs. Who knows, you might just get some unihorn action during a birthday or an anniversary thanks to these cards. Call it magic.