Sorry Cards. Rude Cards to Apologies for Being a Twat

Justin Bieber has said it, Chris Brown has said it, hell, even Elton John has said it,

so man the fuck up, grow a pair of balls and just spit it out! ‘Sorry’ might seem to

be the hardest word, but with our fantastic range of sorry cards, you certainly

won’t be stuck for something to say.

We know that no one actually enjoys saying sorry to someone, and for some

people just admitting that they’ve ever put a foot wrong in the first place is a

really big step, but sending a sorry card is a quick and simple way to apologise

without actually having to say the words. So whether you mean it or not, you can

get all the perks of appearing sorry for whatever it is you’ve done, without even

verbally admitting your guilt!

From the short and sweet, “Sorry I’m a cunt” to the more complex, “Sorry I

fucked your dad” or “Sorry I fucked your mum” our sorry cards are without a

doubt the quickest way to end an argument. Not only are you apologising for

being a dick, but you’re also simultaneously making them laugh (hopefully), so

you know for sure they can’t stay angry at you for very long.

Just think about it, you can’t very well go and post a message saying, “Sorry I

fucked your friend” on your mate’s Facebook wall for the whole world to see.

What would your granny think? When all is said and done, sending a sorry card

is a much more tactful and tasteful way of handling that particular situation and

many others just like it. The same goes for, “Sorry I'm still on Tinder” and “Sorry

I’m a twat”, just send your sentiments in a card and you can begin to forget about

the whole sordid affair altogether.

No matter how bad you’ve fucked it up, how big of a dickhead you’ve been or

what monstrous mistake you’ve made, no one can be mad after receiving a sorry

card and if you are, then you’re probably a miserable bastard with no mates

anyway, so there’s no big loss. If someone is willing to huff with you even after

you’ve given them the most epic apology card you could find, then quite frankly

they’re not worth knowing, never mind trying to remain friends with.

Aside from repairing broken friendships, another great thing about sorry cards is

that they can be used as a public display that can be treasured forever to show

off what an absolute knob you’ve been, and your mates will never tire of

wheeling them out at every opportunity to rub it in. Just think of how much joy

you’ll be bringing into your mate’s world.

However, it’s not all doom and gloom, not all sorry cards are about apologizing

for the things you’ve done wrong, they can also be useful for sending your

condolences to someone or letting someone know that you’re sorry about

something that has happened to them in general. It might not even be your fault!

Take it from us, there’s absolutely no shame in admitting that what you’ve done

is wrong and finally saying sorry to whomever it is that you’ve wronged. There’s

no relationship worth saving that can’t be fixed by a funny card and a reasonably

heartfelt message, plus admitting your guilt gives them loads of ammo for the

next time you fuck something up. So next time you make a boo boo, just suck it

up, shake it off and say it loud and proud with a sorry card form CardShit.com.

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