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Sorry Cards. Rude Cards to Apologies for Being a Twat
Justin Bieber has said it, Chris Brown has said it, hell, even Elton John has said it,
so man the fuck up, grow a pair of balls and just spit it out! ‘Sorry’ might seem to
be the hardest word, but with our fantastic range of sorry cards, you certainly
won’t be stuck for something to say.
We know that no one actually enjoys saying sorry to someone, and for some
people just admitting that they’ve ever put a foot wrong in the first place is a
really big step, but sending a sorry card is a quick and simple way to apologise
without actually having to say the words. So whether you mean it or not, you can
get all the perks of appearing sorry for whatever it is you’ve done, without even
verbally admitting your guilt!
From the short and sweet, “Sorry I’m a cunt” to the more complex, “Sorry I
fucked your dad” or “Sorry I fucked your mum” our sorry cards are without a
doubt the quickest way to end an argument. Not only are you apologising for
being a dick, but you’re also simultaneously making them laugh (hopefully), so
you know for sure they can’t stay angry at you for very long.
Just think about it, you can’t very well go and post a message saying, “Sorry I
fucked your friend” on your mate’s Facebook wall for the whole world to see.
What would your granny think? When all is said and done, sending a sorry card
is a much more tactful and tasteful way of handling that particular situation and
many others just like it. The same goes for, “Sorry I'm still on Tinder” and “Sorry
I’m a twat”, just send your sentiments in a card and you can begin to forget about
the whole sordid affair altogether.
No matter how bad you’ve fucked it up, how big of a dickhead you’ve been or
what monstrous mistake you’ve made, no one can be mad after receiving a sorry
card and if you are, then you’re probably a miserable bastard with no mates
anyway, so there’s no big loss. If someone is willing to huff with you even after
you’ve given them the most epic apology card you could find, then quite frankly
they’re not worth knowing, never mind trying to remain friends with.
Aside from repairing broken friendships, another great thing about sorry cards is
that they can be used as a public display that can be treasured forever to show
off what an absolute knob you’ve been, and your mates will never tire of
wheeling them out at every opportunity to rub it in. Just think of how much joy
you’ll be bringing into your mate’s world.
However, it’s not all doom and gloom, not all sorry cards are about apologizing
for the things you’ve done wrong, they can also be useful for sending your
condolences to someone or letting someone know that you’re sorry about
something that has happened to them in general. It might not even be your fault!
Take it from us, there’s absolutely no shame in admitting that what you’ve done
is wrong and finally saying sorry to whomever it is that you’ve wronged. There’s
no relationship worth saving that can’t be fixed by a funny card and a reasonably
heartfelt message, plus admitting your guilt gives them loads of ammo for the
next time you fuck something up. So next time you make a boo boo, just suck it
up, shake it off and say it loud and proud with a sorry card form CardShit.com.
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