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Merry Christmas Slut

$3.91

Merry Christmas Slut

$3.91
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Christmas cards are all too samey, snowmen, robins and a fat geriatric dressed in red with nothing but good intent. Not a rude Christmas card in sight! Fear not, as Yule be hard pressed to find a ruder way to break the norm than by sending a funny Christmas card from our range this year. The whole process of sending and receiving Xmas cards is so impersonal these days and after you make a list (and check it twice) of who to send cards to, buy a twin pack of rubbish supermarket cards and sign your name at the bottom of them, you’re usually sick of the whole thing and can’t even be bothered to send your greeting cards out.
Your festive faith in Christmas can finally be restored, and you can once again experience the joy of the unique and funny, rude Xmas card. It really is a holiday greetings miracle.
There just aren’t enough cards out there that cater to the sluts of this world. Always trying to be far too polite and friendly, we’re sick of traditional Christmas cards that gush and ooze fake niceties all over the place, so we decided to break the mould with our range of playfully offensive Christmas cards. Take our 'Merry Christmas Slut' offering, it’s just the right mix of honest, funny and offensive to really make an impact this year.

  • Blank inside for your own personal message
  • A6 size (105 x 148 mm)
  • Premium Quality 350 GSM Card
  • Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope
  • Cellophane bag packed for protection
  • Free First Class postage - whether you buy 1 card or 1000
  • £3.00 per card or 5 cards for just £10.00 

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