Merry Christmas Dick
Christmas cards are all too samey, snowmen, robins and a fat geriatric dressed in red with nothing but good intent. Not a rude Christmas card in sight! Fear not, as Yule be hard pressed to find a ruder way to break the norm than by sending a funny Christmas card from our range this year. The whole process of sending and receiving Xmas cards is so impersonal these days and after you make a list (and check it twice) of who to send cards to, buy a twin pack of rubbish supermarket cards and sign your name at the bottom of them, you’re usually sick of the whole thing and can’t even be bothered to send your greeting cards out.
Your festive faith in Christmas can finally be restored, and you can once again experience the joy of the unique and funny, rude Xmas card. It really is a holiday greetings miracle.
Dick, bellend, wanker, whorebag, cunt, or slut, we’ve got a Christmas card for each and every one of the disgusting degenerates in your life. No matter how despicable and wicked your mates are, they probably still deserve an inappropriate Christmas card or two, and our 'Merry Christmas Dick' offering covers all bases with its tongue-in-cheek humour, so why not buy a few? Christmas is all about helping the downtrodden and the down and outs of our society, right? And as the saying goes, charity begins at home.
- Blank inside for your own personal message
- A6 size (105 x 148 mm)
- Premium Quality 350 GSM Card
- Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope
- Cellophane bag packed for protection
- Free First Class postage - whether you buy 1 card or 1000
- £3.00 per card or 5 cards for just £10.00