Old people really do smell of piss don’t they? Unfortunately the older people get, the less they give a shit about anything, never mind something as trivial and unimportant as personal hygiene. Your hearing and eyesight might go downhill the older you get, but so must your sense of smell, because old people smell rancid! That’s why our may you live long and never smell of piss #happyfuckingbirthday card really hits the spot. Such a thoughtful sentiment deserves to be preserved in the form of a birthday card and displayed pride of place on the mantelpiece for all to gaze upon.
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