I have a hole lot of love for you
Valentine’s day is the big one, isn’t it? If you’ve actually managed to snare yourself a date, a relationship or even a husband or wife, this year then you need to make sure that you pull out all of the stops and send them an absolutely cracker Valentine’s Day card to keep yourself in their good books.
More importantly, if you want any chance of having sex this Valentine’s Day then you need to send your partner one of our hilariously rude Cats Are Twats range of Valentine’s Day cards immediately. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
In the spirit of love, we have toned down the usual rudeness of our greetings cards to give you a slightly more palatable version of the cards we are known and loved for. That is what makes these kitty cat themed greetings cards perfectly suited to Valentine’s Day!
Soppy Valentine’s Day cards are for losers! So why not send your other half our “I Have A Hole Lot Of Love For You” rude Valentine’s Day card instead? It’s got cats, hearts and assholes, what more could you ask for?
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- £3.00 per card or 5 cards for just £10.00