I have a hole lot of love for you.
Valentine’s Day and your anniversary are up there with the big ones, right? Forget these and let's face it, you're dead! That's where our multi-occasion Valentine greeting card could just about save your life. If you’ve actually managed to snare yourself a date, a relationship or even a husband, then you need to make sure that you pull out all of the stops and send your partner an absolutely cracker and cheeky Valentine’s card or Anniversary card to keep yourself in their good books.
More importantly, if you want any chance of having sex on this special occasion, then you need to send your loved one, one of our hilariously cute Cats Are Twats cards immediately. Trust us, you won’t regret it. In the spirit of love, we have toned down our usual range of rude greeting cards to give you a slightly more palatable version of the cards we are known and loved for. That is what makes these kitty cat themed, cheeky greeting cards perfectly suited to Valentines and Anniversaries.
Soppy cards are for losers, so why not send your other half our “I Have A Hole Lot of Love For You” funny Valentine’s Day or anniversary card instead? It’s got cats, hearts, and assholes. What more could you ask for?
What’s Included in Our Funny and Cheeky Valentine’s Greeting Cards
- Blank inside for your own personal message
- A6 size (105 x 148 mm)
- Premium Quality 350 GSM Card
- Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope
- Cellophane bag packed for protection
- Free First Class postage - whether you buy 1 card or 1000
- £3.00 per card or 5 cards for just £10.00