Hooray! That asshole is behind you
Cats are twats, and that’s why their absolute favourite type of greetings card is a break up or divorce card. It’s probably of no surprise that cats just hate love, and they love hate. Cats are miserable bastards underneath their evil bastard exterior, and they will make it their life’s mission to destroy any form of relationship that they can in whatever way that they can, no holds barred.
Break ups and divorces are just a fact of life these days, and although they are often a sad and upsetting time for everyone involved, they are also usually the best thing for both people too. Life’s too short to spend your days in a toxic relationship, and cats just know that being single is the way to go. So, take it from Mr Meowgi and send your mate (or soon to be ex-partner) one of our hilariously accurate Cats Are Twats break up and divorce cards, you can’t get hurt when you only care about yourself!
Forget tip-toeing around your newly single mate and send them our “Hooray! That Asshole Is Behind You” break up card to give them a bit of tough love.
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