It’s a stark reality that childbirth is dirty, gross and probably pretty smelly… and as if the whole prospect of forcing a watermelon sized being out of your vagina isn’t terrifying enough, there’s the added fear that you might in fact shit yourself while doctors and nurses stare on in horror. That’s why our GOOD LUCK WITH THE BIRTH. HOPE YOU DON'T SHIT YOURSELF card is the ideal good luck card for expectant mothers, especially if they’re particularly squeamish about how it’s all going to go down. Sure, a bit of humour never hurt anyone…

• Blank inside

• A6 size

• 350gsm card

• Orange envelope

• Cellophane bag packed

• Free First Class postage - whether you buy 1 card or 1000

• £3.00 per card or 5 cards for just £10.00