It’s a stark reality that childbirth is dirty, gross and probably pretty smelly… and as if the whole prospect of forcing a watermelon sized being out of your vagina isn’t terrifying enough, there’s the added fear that you might in fact shit yourself while doctors and nurses stare on in horror. That’s why our 'GOOD LUCK WITH THE BIRTH. HOPE YOU DON'T SHIT YOURSELF' rude good luck card is the ideal new baby card for expectant mothers, especially if they’re particularly squeamish about how it’s all going to go down. Mums to be will wince in horror, as this funny good luck card is presented at their baby shower, whilst all her friends break out in fits of giggles.

• Blank inside for your own personal message
• A6 size (105 x 148 mm)
• Premium Quality 350 GSM Card
• Beautiful Sunset Orange Envelope
• Cellophane bag packed for protection
• Free First Class postage - whether you buy 1 card or 1000
• £3.00 per card or 5 cards for just £10.00