- Break Up / Divorce
Break Up / Divorce
After years of buying anniversary cards, the fights increase, the flame inevitably dies, and it’s time to bite the bullet, send a divorce card and go your separate ways. It may be sad, but think about the freedom you’ll feel doing exactly what you want, when you want. I mean, it’s probably not the most tasteful way to end a marriage or a relationship, but it definitely gets the job done.
Break ups may be tough, but they don’t have to be nasty. Show your (soon to be) ex that there are no hard feelings with one of our break up or divorce cards, and help keep things on good terms. It may not be ideal, but it’s better than a text message, plus with such a wicked sense of humour, who could be angry after receiving one of these beauties?
It’s a sad fact of life that our society is fueled by broken relationships; single parents raise kids, mummies and daddies fight, and the media revels on sinking its teeth into any and every celebrity break up at the drop of a proverbial hat. The wartime motto of ‘make do and mend’ is well and truly a thing of the past as couples call it quits at the first sign of trouble, but that’s just how it is these days. Enough of the doom and gloom, just pull your finger out, post off one of our divorce cards and start inviting your mates round for a booze up.
Just think, you could be living the dream right now, sitting around at home in your pants with dirty dishes piled up around you and a month’s worth of dirty laundry adorning your floordrobe. Life really doesn’t get much better than that.