Normal Greeting Cards Are Boring
Let’s face it, greeting cards are boring. Sent only out of formality, buying and posting off a birthday card, anniversary card, or even a get well soon card is pretty much a chore these days. No one wants to do it. In fact, there are probably thousands of men out there who have never even bought a greeting card in their entire life, but somehow (thanks to their thoughtful wife or girlfriend) everyone they know still receives an obligatory birthday card from them every year. It might be nice to know that people are thinking about you on your special day, but the bottom line is: greeting cards aren’t really all that sexy.
In a recent article from The Telegraph, Michael Simkins announces that he has realised that his birthday cards tell him he’s a boring person, and to be honest, we would be inclined to agree. Inundated with e-cards featuring animated animals and cartoon balloons, no one enjoys e-cards cluttering up their inbox. It’s just so year 2000! While e-cards are bad, physical greeting cards are even worse these days, with their rainbow coloured writing and pictures of birthday cakes and presents. It’s all so samey, so dull, and to be perfectly honest, so boring. Sending someone a boring greeting card is like buying them the same box of chocolates for their birthday every single year; it has to stop some time, and the sooner you spice things up, the better.
Remember a couple of paragraphs back, when we said that greeting cards aren’t sexy? Well we lied! We’ve got a secret; if normal greeting cards are granny panties, then cardshit.com rude greeting cards are a super sexy thong. If you’re fed up of the same old shit like we are, then cardshit.com is like a breath of fresh air; refreshing, honest, funny and only a little bit offensive. You can be guaranteed that no one else will be buying their mate a “Sorry You’ve Got The Shits #getwellsoon” get well card, or a “Good Luck With The Birth. Hope You Don’t Shit Yourself” good luck card, or even a “Thanks for the Fuck” thank you card. You can’t say that that’s boring, now can you?
Do you want to be known as the kind of person who sends cookie-cutter Hallmark cards that we’ve all seen a thousand times before? Or would you rather be known as the badass that sends their pals a “Don’t Cry Because It’s Over. Smile Because That Twat Is Someone Else’s Problem” break up card when their latest romance fails? Honestly, which card do you think would put a real smile on their face?
Boring greeting cards have been around for far too long, and we’ve finally had enough! So, if you really love your friends and family, then let them know with a sassy, fun and interesting card that will actually spark a bit of a reaction! Now, that reaction might be embarrassment, shock, or even anger, but it’s better than them opening up a standard lame greeting card and feeling absolutely nothing. Trust us, no matter what their reaction to our naughty cards, you will be doing them a favour.