Rude Father’s Day Cards and Other Weird Father’s Day Gifts
Look, we all know that Father’s Day is a tough one when it comes to buying gifts for your Dad. Unlike Mother’s Day, you can’t just buy him a bunch of flowers, a box of chocolates and a nice Father’s Day card and be done with it. I guess you could go the traditional route and buy him a case of beer, a nice steak and one of the “Sorry I Take Up All Your Cash, And I Ruined Mother's Gash, I'm Glad I Was A Lucky Swimmer, Dad Your Ball Sack Is A Winner - Happy Father's Day”, “I Know You Can't Stand Her Now But Thanks For Impregnating Mum - Happy Father's Day” or “Dad You're The Nuts - Happy Father's Day” rude father’s day cards from our cardshit.com website, but what do you do if you want to be a bit more unique?
Obviously, stick with the hilariously inappropriate Father’s Day card, but if you don’t want to be sending out “Sorry I’m A Twat”, “Sorry I’m a Cunt” or “Sorry I’m An Arsehole” rude sorry cards the day after, you should probably have a look at a few of the weird Father’s Day gifts below to really impress your old man.
- Meat scented candles
Nothing says “I’m a man” like the scent of grilling meat, and thanks to A.1 (yes, the sauce people) you can now buy a variety of meat scented candles for your Dad’s sniffing pleasure. Choose from ‘Original Meat’ which smells like a good steak, ‘Backyard BBQ’ which smells like hot dogs on the grill, or ‘Classic Burger’ which supposedly smells like, well…a delicious burger.
- Beard charms
Everyone knows that all Dads have beards, right? Well if yours has a particularly bushy one, then why not buy him some cute little beard charms to liven up his look? From baubles and flowers, to little plastic animals and symbols, this is a quirky and fun gift that any moustachioed father can enjoy.
- Giant hipflask
Who doesn’t love a comedy gift? A giant hip flask is the gift that keeps on giving (especially if you fill it to the brim with his favourite spirit), so why not go big or go home this Father's Day with a hip flask that’s bigger that his torso?
- Big Beer Pong
Beer pong is big business these days (they even played it at the Royal Wedding), which means you can’t go wrong with a supersize set designed to be played outdoors. Basically consisting of a football and a few dozen washing hampers, be careful not to fill the ‘cups’ to the top or you won’t be able to play for very long.