Rude Congratulations Cards For Love Island Winners
The nation has been absolutely hooked on Love Island this year, so why not send a few of the hilarious “Congratufuckinglations”, “Fearless and Fabulous #congratulations” or “Look Who’s A Clever Cunt #congratulations” rude congratulations cards available on our cardshit.com website to winners Jack Fincham and Dani Dyer.
Almost 4 million people tuned in to the final, so it’s fair to say that the couple will be receiving more than a couple of our funny congratulations cards, but hopefully they won’t be sending each other one of our “Don't Cry Because It's Over, Smile Because That Twat Is Someone Else's Problem” rude break up cards any time soon, not to mention one of our “Sorry I’m A Twat” or “Sorry I’m a Cunt” rude sorry cards.
The loved-up couple won this year’s show hands down and a record-breaking 3.6 million people watched the pair win £50,000 (compared to last year’s 2.6 million viewers), however it looks like that’s not all the cash that this couple will be getting. Rumour has it that the couple are already in talks for their own reality TV show which will follow them moving in together, just like last year’s ‘Chris and Olivia Cracking On’ which saw the Love Island Couple getting to grips with their relationship outside the villa. Chris and Olivia have since split up, so Jack and Dani might need a few extra funny congratulations cards to help spur them on.
Fans and the media waited for the happy couple at the airport as they arrived home from two months on Love Island, and 26 year old Jack even revealed, “We're getting married next year, 100 per cent. Like my Mum said to me so many times, 'When you know about someone, you just know'. And now I know what she's talking about.". Danny Dyer’s daughter Dani appeared a bit more level headed when she commented, "It ain't about planning when we're gonna have kids. It's about enjoying a bit of time outside the villa now. And when we're both ready, we will talk about it. Right now I'm just happy to be with him."
In terms of the other Islanders, contestant Rosie Williams who is a newly qualified solicitor, has quit her job to make money from Instagram posts and attending events, while it has been said that Megan Barton Hanson is fighting off modelling offers from high-street brands. Meanwhile, Paul and Laura have already travelled to Scotland to meet Laura’s family.