Rude Birthday Cards For The New Royal Baby
Britain can finally rejoice as a new prince has been born. So, why not get one of our “Hope you have the best birthday in the hole world” or “First Fucking Card I Saw #bothered” rude birthday cards from our cardshit.com website and help to celebrate the little blighters arrival in style?
In case you live under a rock and haven’t heard the news yet, The Duchess of Cambridge, or ‘Kate Middleton’ as she is better known, gave birth to a bouncing baby boy today. Weighing in at a hefty 8lbs 7ozs, all we can say is, god love her. Luckily for our Kate, the labour was quite a quick affair as far as labours go, with her being rushed to hospital at 6am, and the baby being born at 11.01am. A Union Flag was then raised above Buckingham Palace to mark the occasion, as well as a State Standard above Windsor Castle. Not quite as thoughtful as a funny birthday card, but I guess it will do. If you find inappropriate birthday cards a bit much for a new-born baby, then maybe a funny congratulations card or two would do the job. Maybe, try our, “Congrats You've Had A Little Human. Fucking Great” greeting card out for size instead.
The new baby boy may be the son of the potential future King, but he will in fact be fifth in line to the throne. That means he follows his Grandfather Charles, Dad Prince William, his big brother Prince George and his elder sister Princess Charlotte before he would have any chance of sitting on the throne. In fact, the little tyke is the first new-born to be affected by the 2013 Succession to the Crown Act which went into effect in 2015. The Act states that any males born after October 28th 2011 cannot overtake their older sisters in line to the throne.
In the days leading up to the birth, bets were placed as to whether the new arrival would be a boy or a girl, but now that the gender has been revealed, it’s the baby’s name that has got people talking. Bookies favourites are Arthur, Albert and Philip, with Frederick and James following swiftly behind, but you never know, the royal parents could surprise us with something totally unique. I mean, who doesn’t want a Prince Justin or Prince Dwayne in their future?