Rude Birthday Cards For Russell Brand As He Turns 43 This Week
There are few people out there who would appreciate one of the “Happy Anniversary Of The Day Your Face Rubbed Against Your Mum's Vagina #happyfuckingbirthday”, “You Give Me The Unihorn #happybirthday” or “Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall So Here's A Card #happyfuckingbirthday” rude birthday cards available from our cardshit.com website as much as comedian, actor and activist Russell Brand.
So, why not send our mate Russ a cheeky birthday card or two for his birthday this week and let the lovable rogue know that you’re thinking about him. The comedian who has been married twice already and has one child, will definitely be receiving a few of our” “Thanks For Entering Me Into The Race Dad. Glad I Won #happyfathersday” and “Sorry I Wrecked Mum's Vagina - Happy Father's Day” rude Father’s Day cards in a few weeks’ time, but what’s a few inappropriate birthday cards to add to the collection too?
It’s been a hard old life for Brand who previously suffered with a heroin addiction and bulimia when he was younger, however his stand-up and acting career have never wavered. Brand hasn’t been shy about his experiences either, detailing everything there is to know over a series of best-selling books.
The former lothario who is famous for his outspoken comedy, love of language and failed marriage to popstar Katy Perry (not to mention his drug and sex addictions) has been married to Scottish lifestyle blogger Laura Gallacher since 2017 and the couple welcomed their daughter Mabel in November 2016. Since his marriage and the birth of his daughter, Brand has seemed to have calmed down a bit and there are even rumours that the couple are expecting another child this year.
Even when things seem to be going well in Brand’s life, it would seem that drama is never far away, as the comedian’s 71 year old mum was recently involved in a car crash, resulting in Brand praising the NHS for saving her life. In an interview with Loose Woman, Brand said, “She had terrible, terrible injuries. Broken back, broken neck, terrible abdominal injuries... but she’s making a remarkable recovery due to her spirit and the incredible National Health Service and the people that work there do such phenomenal work. It’s unbelievable.”
“She’s had cancer six times. She’d only finished chemo a month before the crash. So she’s still sort of having to go for regular checks and that. She bounces right back - the woman wants to live – she’s full of spirit.” So it looks like things are looking up!