Rude Birthday Cards For Meghan Markle As She Turns 37 This Week
Saturday will be Meghan Markle’s first birthday as an official Royal, so what better time to get sending out a few of the “To One Bad Ass Bitch #happybirthday” or “GRL PWR #happybirthday” rude birthday cards from our cardshit.com website?
It may be Markle’s first birthday as a Royal, but it definitely looks like Prince Harry’s wife won’t be getting much more than a cheeky birthday card from the Prince as the pair will be spending the day at the wedding of Harry’s childhood friend Charlie Van Straubenzee. Prince Harry will be Van Straubenzee’s best man in his wedding to Daisy Jenks, so a few inappropriate birthday cards will be the least of Meghan’s worries as she spends the day alone at a wedding for people she doesn’t even know. Markle won’t be totally alone however, as Prince William and Kate will also be in attendance. Who knows, maybe the couple will receive one of our “Yaaaay! You’re Meow-ied” funny congratulations cards, or even a “Good Luck Cunt” rude good luck card.
Royal photographer Tim Rooke announced that Harry would be Van Straubenzee’s best man on Twitter by saying, “Unfortunately, I will be missing the wedding of Charlie Van Straubenzee and Daisy Jenks, where Prince Harry will be best man on August 4th in Churt Surrey, as I will be on the beach. Can’t do everything!”
Harry and Meghan may only have been married for a few months, but this won’t be the first wedding that the couple attend together; only a month after the couple wed, they attended the wedding of Princess Diana’s niece Celia McCorquodale to George Woodhouse at St Andrew and St Mary’s Church in Stoke Rochford, Lincolnshire. McCorquodale marked the occasion by wearing the Spencer Tiara which Harry’s mum wore in 1981 when she married Prince Charles.
Last year Harry took Meghan to Africa to celebrate her 36th birthday, and if we’re being completely honest, being on a safari holiday sounds much better than attending a boring old wedding. However, it definitely looks like Meghan has embraced her new role as a Royal ambassador and will be all smiles come Saturday.
August 4th also holds a special place for another member of the Royal family, as the Queen Mother was born on the same date back in 1900. I’m sure they will all be sparing a thought for Harry’s late great grandmother too.