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Rude Birthday Cards For Drake As He Turns 32 This Week

Posted by Potty Mouth on

It’s time to get the rude birthday cards out as Canadian rapper, singer, songwriter and record producer Drake turns 32 years old this week. One of the most famous musicians in the world, it’s no surprise that Drake will be receiving one of the “#happyfuckingbirthday” and “HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU THE SPERM THAT WON? Oh, And Happy Birthday Too” funny birthday cards from our cardshit.com website.

It won’t just be a cheeky birthday card that Drake will be receiving this week, as the rapper who is embroiled in a rap feud with Pusha T, is not popular with everyone and will more than likely also be getting a few of our “WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 3 COCKS AND A JOKE? YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE Oh, and happy birthday too”, “CUNT” and “got you this shitty fucking card #bothered” rude greetings cards to mark the occasion. The rapper who was born Aubrey Drake Graham in Toronto, may also be getting a few of our “You Are My Father #happyfathersday”, “Thanks For Impregnating Mum - Happy Father's Day” and “Glad Mum Didn't Swallow Me - Happy Father's Day” rude Father’s Day cards next year after it was revealed that he had a son with former adult actress Sophie Brussaux. The son, whose name is Adonis, was the subject of Drake and Pusha T’s feud after Pusha T let the cat out of the bag and publicly announced that Drake had a secret child.

Who knows how Drake will be spending his birthday, but with a nickname like the Champagne Papi there’s bound to be an obscene amount of bubby involved. Surprisingly, it wasn’t bubbly that Drake was splashing around for fans at an after party last week. Drake surprised guests at the Poppy nightclub in West Hollywood with McDonald’s fast food in what appears to be a stunt for the brand? As well as fans, some (minor) celebrities such as Pia Mia, YouTuber Jeff Whittek, EJ Johnson (Magic Johnson’s son), Corinne (Jamie Foxx’s daughter) and Justin Combs (Sean Combs’ son) were seen stuffing their faces with fries and McNuggets in the club after ridiculously attractive McDonald’s workers dished out the food on trays complete with lit up Golden Arches.

When he’s not on tour or buying fast food or champagne for the whole club, Drake finds time to date some of the world’s most famous women and has had relationships with Rihanna, Jennifer Lopez, Serena Williams and Bella Hadid, not to mention taking Tyra Banks and Kat Dennings out on dates. However, it looks like the Toronto native is off the market as 18 year old model Bella Harris recently announced the two are an item.

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