Rude Birthday Cards For Clint Eastwood As He Turns 88 This Week
It’s not every week that you turn 88 years old, so why not go all out and send the badass that is Clint Eastwood some of the “If Only Your Dad Had Shot Over Your Mum's Back I Wouldn't Have Had To Buy You This Fucking Card #happyfuckingbirthday”, “Anyone Can Write On Your Facebook Wall So Here's A Card #happybirthday” and “Yoda Best #happybirthday” rude birthday cards available from our cardshit.com website to help him celebrate?
Unless you’ve been living under a rock since the 1930’s, then you’re bound to have heard of Clint Eastwood in some shape or form. An American actor, filmmaker, musician and political figure, you’ll probably have seen Clint playing a Western character in the TV series Rawhide, in some of Sergio Leone’s spaghetti Westerns or in the Dirty Harry films. Let’s face it, the man is so famous that he’s definitely received a few thousand “Congratufuckinglations”, “Look Who's A Walking Talking Stephen Hawking #congratufuckinglations”and “Fearless And Fabulous #congratulations” rude congratulations cards in his time.
Whether it’s a cheeky congratulations card or a funny birthday card, Clint Eastwood has probably seen them all, and he’s even won a few awards for his efforts along the way too. One of only two people who have been twice nominated for Best Actor and Best Director for the same film, Eastwood has also won Academy Awards, Directors Guild of America Awards, People’s Choice Awards and Golden Globe Awards for his work. The oldest recipient of the Academy Award for Best Director, our mate Clint is one of only three living directors to have directed two Best Picture winners, meaning that he’s not just a badass on screen, he’s a total legend off-screen as well. And if all that wasn’t impressive enough, in 2007 Eastwood was presented with the highest civilian distinction in France, Légion d’honneur by French President Jacques Chirac. Maybe the French President will be sending Clint an inappropriate birthday card this year.
When he’s not acting, directing or winning hundreds of awards, Eastwood is running his own production company, Malpaso Productions, fathering loads of children and even getting political by serving as mayor of Carmel-by-the-Sea in California (for two years in 1986). In terms of how many kids Eastwood has, the number has been greatly debated over the years, with Eastwood mentioning in interviews that he “has a few”. In another interview with David Letterman, the movie star was asked, “You have uh-is it seven children?” to which he replied “Uh, at least.” In 2011 Eastwood’s daughter Alison went on record stating that “My dad has eight children by six women. However, only seven children by five women are accounted for.” So, there you have it, Clint surely won't be short of birthday cards this year.