Rude Birthday Cards For Blac Chyna As She Turns 30 This Week
It’s time to send Blac Chyna a few of the “Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall So Here's A Card #happyfuckingbirthday”, “Happy Anniversary Of The Day Your Face Rubbed Against Your Mum's Vagina #happyfuckingbirthday” and “Fearless And Fabulous #happybirthday” rude birthday cards from our cardshit.com website as she turns 30 years old this week.
The normally irrelevant ‘model’ and ‘entrepreneur’ will probably be receiving a few extra cheeky birthday cards this week after becoming pretty well known for her on-again off-again relationship with reality tv star Rob Kardashian. A controversial figure, Chyna already has a son with rapper Tyga (who incidentally dated Rob’s half-sister Kylie Jenner, but that’s a whole other article) and more recently has been in the news for giving birth to Rob’s baby Dream Renée Kardashian, so she’ll probably have received a few of our “Good Luck With The Birth. Hope You Don't Shit Yourself”, “Congratufuckinglations” and “Congrats You've Had A Little Human Fucking Great” rude new baby cards in her time.
Known for her brash personality, Chyna is a former stripper, so she definitely won’t be shy of an inappropriate birthday card or two this year. To give you a bit of backstory, Chyna dropped out of university so she could focus on stripping and went on to be name-dropped in Drake’s song ‘Miss Me’ and then be cast as Nicki Minaj’s stunt double for the video for her song ‘Monster’. A professional model, Chyna has also modelled for the cover of Dimepiece, Straight Stuntin and Black Men’s Magazine, so I guess she’s doing pretty well for someone who dropped out of school…
It wasn’t until 2016 however when Chyna was to become a household name. In January 2016 Chyna started dating Rob Kardashian, and 10 weeks later in April the pair were engaged. A month later Rob and Blac were expecting their first child together. A representative for Chyna commented “I can confirm she’s pregnant and of course she’s happy”. The whirlwind romance didn’t last however, and the couple split up just days after baby Dream was born in November. After a lonely Christmas, the two got back together just in time for their one-year anniversary, and then split again. This time Rob shared explicit photos of Chyna online, causing Chyna to take out a temporary restraining order against him, and after she accused him of beating her up over Snapchat, things just got uglier.
After all that has gone on, it’s highly unlikely that any Kardashians will be making it to Chyna’s birthday party this week, and for everyone’s sake that’s maybe for the best.