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Rude Christmas Cards For All the Weird and Wonderful Christmas Food Available this year

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You know how it goes, each year the list of people that you need to send rude Christmas cards to gets bigger and bigger, but with all of the “When I Think About You I Touch My Elf #merrychristmas”, “Drugs Are Bad For Your Elf #itsxmasfuckit”, and “Let's Make A Human Santa-Pede #merrychristmas” funny Christmas cards available from our cardshit.com website, you’ll be spoilt for choice. 

This year, at the top of our hilarious Christmas card list is all of the weird and wonderful Christmas food that we’ve been seeing in the shops and restaurants around us. In fact, some of these concoctions are so good that we almost feel like sending them a few of our “Congratufuckinglations” rude congratulations cards and “You’re The Fucking Best” rude thank you cards while we’re at it.

So, what delicious treats are in store this year we hear you ask? Without further ado, here are our favourites:

Yorkshire Pudding Wraps

Yorkshire puddings have been everywhere this year, so it comes as no surprise that the Yorkshire pudding wrap has come into existence, perfect for throwing some turkey and ham into and wrapping it up, with a side of gravy of course.

Foot Long Pigs in Blankets

Pigs in blankets are a Christmas staple, so why not make them bigger and bigger? The only thing better than a foot long sausage, is a foot long sausage wrapped in salty bacon.

Christmas Dinner Pasties

People have been trying to shoe-horn Christmas dinners into all sorts of other forms throughout the years, but none are as enduring as the humble pasty. Just take all the usual suspects such as stuffing, turkey, ham and even some mashed potato and stuff them into some pastry. Big shout out to those selling three course Christmas dinners in a pasty this year, complete with pate, stuffing and Christmas pudding all in one.

Christmas Dinner Pizza

This one’s always a winner. Who doesn’t love pizza? The most versatile of foods, as long as you don’t care about the cultural integrity of the dish, you can pile whatever you want on top of that tasty dough.

Mulled Wine Cheese

Okay, hear us out; cheese is good, mulled wine is good, so why not combine the two? Everyone knows that cheese goes well with red wine and something sweet, so it only makes sense that mulled wine cheese would be delicious.

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