Canada’s favourite hunky actor turns 38 years old this week, so it’s time to stock up on rude birthday cards such as “You're The Best Thing That's Ever Happened To My Private Parts #happybirthday”, “Any Cunt Can Write On Your Facebook Wall. So Here's A Card #happyfuckingbirthday” and “Happy Anniversary Of The Day Your Face Rubbed Against Your Mum's Vagina #happyfuckingbirthday” available from our cardshit.com, to help him celebrate his special day.
As well as funny birthday cards, Gosling may well be receiving some “GOOD LUCK CUNT” rude good luck cards and “Meows things with you?" funny friendship cards after his latest film First Manreceived tepid reviews from critics on its opening weekend. However, the film, which follows Neil Armstrong on his journey to being the first man on the moon has been tipped for an Oscar despite inaccuracies in the story and unease about the portrayal of some of the characters.
Bad reviews and sarcastic, funny good luck cards aside, Gosling will definitely be receiving a cute birthday card or two from his partner Eva Mendes with whom he has two daughters, Esmeralda Amada Gosling and Amada Lee Gosling. The couple who have been together for seven years since the pair starred in crime drama The Place Beyond The Pines have been extremely private about their relationship and don’t attend the red carpet together, or appear in each other’s social media pictures. The closest the public will get to catching a glimpse of these two celebs relationship is when Ryan dedicated his Golden Globe for La La Landlast year to his wife, saying, “‘While I was singing and dancing and playing piano and having one of the best experiences I’ve ever had on a film, my lady was raising our daughter, pregnant with our second and trying to help her brother fight his battle with cancer. If she hadn’t have taken all that on so that I could have this experience, it would surely be someone else up here other than me today. So, sweetheart, thank you.”
From The Notebook to The Big Short, Gosling has acted in all sorts of films, however it was Disney Channel’s The Mickey Mouse Club that helped Gosling get to where he is today. A child actor who starred in Goosebumps and Are You Afraid of the Dark? it would appear that Gosling is one of the lucky ones who didn’t waste it all on booze and drugs.
Halloween is officially over, which means that it’s finally time to start thinking about sending rude Christmas cards such as “As If You Need A Reason To Eat Shit, Get Wasted And Bang Your Colleagues #happychristmas” and “All I Want For Christmas Is You...To Go Down On Me” or a funny Christmas card alternative such as [...]
While rude greetings cards aren’t really a Halloween tradition just yet, we think they have potential? I mean just look at the popularity of our “Christmas Is Coming #merrychristmas”, “First Fucking Christmas Card I Saw” and “Booze Is Bad For Your Elf #itsxmasfuckit” rude Christmas cards, not to mention our “Thanks For Putting Up With Dad Long Enough [...]
It’s time to get the rude birthday cards out as Canadian rapper, singer, songwriter and record producer Drake turns 32 years old this week. One of the most famous musicians in the world, it’s no surprise that Drake will be receiving one of the “#happyfuckingbirthday” and “HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU THE SPERM THAT WON? Oh, [...]
Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson will be receiving a few of our “Don’t Cry Because It’s Over, Smile Because That Twat Is Someone Else’s Problem” rude break up cards and "GOOD LUCK CUNT" rude good luck cards form our cardshit.com website this week.The couple, who have only been together since May, seemed loved up enough until news [...]
If anyone deserves one of our “How The Fuck Are You The Sperm That Won? Oh, and Happy Birthday Too” rude birthday cards or “anyone can write on your facebook wall. so here's a card #happybirthday” funny birthday cards from our cardshit.com website, it’s Bruno Mars, as he celebrates his 33rd birthday this week.The singer songwriter [...]
Get your rude birthday cards out, as the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom Theresa May turns 62 years old this week. If anyone deserves a few of the “You Look Like A Before Picture Oh, And Happy Birthday Too” and “I Envy People Who Have Never Met You Oh, And Happy Birthday Too” funny birthday [...]
It may seem like forever since the world has heard from her, but that doesn’t mean that pop punk songstress Avril Lavigne doesn’t deserve a few of the “GRL PWR #happybirthday”, “I Drool Because You're Cool #happybirthday”, and “Anyone Can Write On Your Facebook Wall. So Here's A Card #happybirthday” funny birthday cards from our cardshit.com website [...]
One of the world’s greatest tennis players, Serena Williams, was in serious need of a few of our “To One Bad Ass Bitch #goodluck”, “GRL PWR #goodluck” and “Fearless And Fabulous #goodluck” rude good luck cards from our cardshit.com website, to avoid serious punishment after she hit the headlines for all the wrong reasons.The tennis player [...]
Hailing from Mullingar, Ireland, cheeky chappy Niall Horan was a popular member of the hugely successful boyband, One Direction. 25 years old this week, Niall will no doubt be receiving thousands of rude birthday cards, such as the inappropriate, playfully offensive “I Envy People Who Have Never Met You. Oh, and Happy Birthday too”, “Knob Jockey [...]