Are you sick and tired of the usual old shit birthday cards year after year after year? Us too! That’s why we we’ve decided to express our foul-mouthed, dirty-minded true selves and design some of the most filthy (and subsequently hilarious) birthday cards you’ll ever see. So don’t be scared to let your true feelings shine through with the help of our range of refreshingly honest and naughty cards.
Let us prove to you that birthday cards don’t have to be boring or same-y, they really can be something to be proud of. Just think, you’ll be a hit at birthday parties all over after sending a few of our more risqué offerings. They may be a little bold, but don’t worry about offending anyone; if your mates aren’t comfortable being referred to as ‘dickheads’, then they’re not really your mates at all, are they? Plus, if the card doesn’t have the desired effect, you can also send them one of our sorry cards to make up for it.
Ideal for everyone from your best pals to family members or colleagues, these cards are designed to shock, surprise and delight anyone who comes into contact with them, and one look at our selection will let you know that we definitely mean business. To be honest, these probably are not the cards to send to your eight-year-old nephew…in fact they’re more than a little NSFW, so you can forget piñatas and pass the parcel; these birthday cards definitely aren’t for kids.