It’s a sad fact that the romance in a relationship usually doesn’t last too long these days. After the first few anniversaries, the flowers begin to wilt, the granny panties come back out and the passion starts to wane. Gone are the spontaneous dates, the impromptu outings and sex on tap. Reality begins to set in, and you’re stuck with a moaning partner and some seriously blue balls, but there’s always that slight glimmer of hope that you’ll be getting some yearly nookie on a special day like your anniversary, isn’t there? In fact, research shows that sending your other half a thoughtful cardshit.com anniversary card raises your chances in the bedroom by 100%...
Truth be told, that might not be strictly true, but it would be nice wouldn’t it? Regardless of the state of your relationship, we all get sick of sending and receiving soppy anniversary cards full of hearts, flowers and overstated exclamations of love after a while and the only way to solve this dilemma is to send your lover one of our more authentic anniversary cards and be done with it.
A refreshing take on anniversary cards, your other half will be thanking you for taking a bit of extra time and effort this year and picking out a thoughtful, yet foul-mouthed anniversary card just for them. With cardshit.com cards, it’s obvious that you didn’t just pick the first card you saw and that a lot of hard work went into picking the perfect one.
Just make sure your other half doesn’t mind a bit of bad language, or you’ll be buying one of our break up or divorce cards as well....