Anniversary Cards Whether Wedding Cards or Even Divorce Cards. Give a Hit.
Look, we know you all couldn’t care less about anniversary cards, and the only reason you actually give them to your loved one is to prove that you haven’t forgotten the date of your wedding…yet, but why does it have to be all flowers and hearts?
Poems, verses and glitter are so last year and realistically all that soppiness gets you absolutely nowhere! We all know what the key is to keeping the romance alive don’t we? No, not an Anne Summers gift card (but that certainly wouldn’t hurt), but humour. Good old-fashioned comedy is a sure fire way to remind your significant other about all the reasons why they’ve stuck by you for another tiresome year, and if it doesn’t? It’s bound to stop the nagging for at least ten minutes or so.
Whether it’s the anniversary of your wedding day, or even your very first date, anniversary cards are the ideal excuse to remind your other half on a yearly basis of all the freedoms that they’ve given up and sacrifices they’ve made by going out with you for yet another year. From, “One year closer to the seven year itch!” to “How does it feel being stuck with the same cock/vagina for a year?” our anniversary cards are the perfect antidote to a stale and boring relationship, and also a great way to bring the fun back into any partnership whether it’s fresh and new or as stale as a three week old loaf.
Audrey Hepburn once said, “I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. It's probably the most important thing in a person” and we at cardshit.com would be inclined to agree. If your boyfriend/girlfriend/husband/wife doesn’t appreciate a good joke, then you should probably just break up with them immediately. To be honest, sending them a funny anniversary card is a great way to gauge what kind of sense of humour (if any) they have in the first place, and if they don’t laugh? Get out of there as fast as you can!
Not married? Anniversary cards don’t have to be all about doe-eyed duos and married couples, there are countless reasons to send an anniversary card to someone. Whether it’s the anniversary of your divorce (“Congrats on your ‘I left that dick anniversary’”), the first time you got down and dirty with your lover (“365 days since you first blew me”), the night you conceived your little bundle of joy (“A year ago today our child left my ball bag”), or even the day you bought your beloved cat (“I love you but I love the cat more”) there are loads of great opportunities to send a funny anniversary card.
Never mind married, you don’t even have to be in a relationship to send or receive an anniversary card these days; I mean how good would it feel to get an anniversary card in the post that reads, “Yeah! Another year single sleeping with random blokes”? Seriously, if you can’t celebrate that momentous achievement, what the hell can you celebrate?
No matter what the reason or the occasion, anniversary cards don’t have to be boring and serious. So why not let your anniversary cards reflect your relationship and your true personalities, instead of reining it in just for some pathetically sentimental greetings card that neither of you will really appreciate?
Next time the anniversary of the date you gave up those all night benders with the boys, or those nights on the town with the girls, consider sending a card that really packs a punch. View our best selling cards.